Last will and testament (G-d forbid)

you most probably will not hear from me again for some time.

fate has decided. destiny is fast approaching. this thursday at 1 pm will decide the lives of jb and i
forever.

yes you have deduced correctly. our second (and officially hardest test) entitled ta'ruvos
is about to be held. the day of reckoning has come.

but we shall not cower! we will fight with guns blazing and knives clenched between our teeth.
we shall destroy those who seek to... i think im getting a bit carried away over here.

who wouldnt though looking death in the eyes. knowing that your time has come. no one told me that
all through these past few blissful and exciting months i was supposed to be studying some arcane subjects
about mixtures of foods - kosher and non-kosher - utensils and the like. i left chemisty behind when i went
into full time yeshiva!

alas. although i abhor violence it seems i am left little recourse...

for those of you who care for this world and the way it is please pray for us little R.I.T.s (rabbis in
training). the fate of the known world is in YOUR HANDS... :D

your loving friend,

"wait what is that..." aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. slash. grunt. crunch. munch munch.